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Total Medals Earned: 2,283 (From 431 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 38,475 Points

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 9/15 (175/405 points)

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

TEXT 'N' DRIVE

Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)

1 IN 4 10 Points

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?

I LOVE YOU 50 Points

COMPLETE THE STORY

The Annoying Little Game

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Chasing the Unicorns 5 Points

Trippin' Balls

Weakling 10 Points

Die 37 times

Ain't Gonna Cut It 25 Points

Survive the cave of blades

Admirable Patience 50 Points

Finish the game

Invincible 100 Points

Finish the game with no deaths

The Arrow Of Time

Medals Earned: 5/5 (500/500 points)

End of an Era 100 Points

Complete the main game.

Fight in the Shade 100 Points

Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.

I Have the Powers 100 Points

Buy all of the upgrades.

Quickdraw 100 Points

Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.

Time Hunter 100 Points

Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.

The Bear of Love

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)

Gotta spend love to earn it 10 Points

Buy all the upgrades from the shop

Has anything changed? 5 Points

Finish the game

Make love, not war 5 Points

Don't kill anybody before finish the game

Save the trees 5 Points

Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!

That's mean 5 Points

Kill 30 people in one life

Hobo Hugger 25 Points

Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them

Scouter? 50 Points

Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone

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The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.